Teacher : What is something that is sometimes hard, sometimes soft, some are long, some are short and for foreigners can be hairy or hairless for locals?
Student : Oooooo...whispers *sex organ*
Teacher : YOU DIRTY MINDED FELLA!! *smacks his head* Its a HAND!! *swings his arm frantically*
Pure self-stupidity moment.
*thinks* Hmm long time never drink coffee...
*Grabs a 3in1 Nescafe pack and empty it into my cup*
Heads to the kitchen and fills water directly from the tap.
Water reaches a quarter cup..
Water reaches a half...SHIT!! WHY AM I PUTTING TAP WATER AND NOT BOILING WATER!?
Blur sial. Hahaha..
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